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How to Become a Beloved Boy Wizard

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So you’ve decided to take up the life of a fictional, impish boy wizard of some renown, good for you! It’s no small task to take up the slack that Harry Potter left behind when JK Rowling decided her mountain of money had grown just high enough so …

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Five Potential Premises for JK Rowling’s New Book

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JK Rowling has officially taken a leap into writing for grown-ups. I guess no more wizards and what not. Luckily, she’s been freed up by the success of the Potter franchise, so that she can focus on more personal projects. She’s got all…

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25 Bizarre Harry Potter Fan Art Pics

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In 2 more days the Harry Potter franchise is all but done with the release of the final movie. But don’t let that get you down, because fan art can live forever,no matter how bizarre it is. Thanks to the many artists at Deviantart and elsew…

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The Entire Life of Daniel Radcliffe

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Harry Potter is just about finished but Daniel Radcliffe has just begun!

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25 Memorable Harry Potter Cosplays

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With the Deathly Hallows Part 2 on the way, Harry Potter is coming to a close, which will force thousands of adults to find a new series of children’s books and films to enjoy. But before that happens, here’s a smattering of folks insp…

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Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Earlier today, Holy Taco intercepted an AIM conversation between Jack, CEO of Jack in the Box, and Ronald McDonald. The two fast-food titans were discussing California’s Prop. 19, which would legalize a certain amount of marijuana for recreati…

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25 Alternate Names for Harry Popper Condoms

25 Alternate Names for Harry Popper Condoms

Warner Brothers apparently has no sense of humor. Or it doesn’t have a sense of festive penisery. That’s a word, we asked our janitor and he was all “si!” and we saw. But back to the point – a Swiss company that was…

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4 People You’ll Meet At The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

4 People You’ll Meet At The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

  This week Universal Studio’s Islands of Adventure opened its long-awaited Harry Pottery-themed addition to the park, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. This park will bring in tons of people and cash for the theme park for the forese…

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Nice Shoes, D-Bag

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Emma Watson Turns 18

Emma Watson Turns 18

So, I have to be honest; I’ve never seen the Harry Potter movies or read the books. But one time I was at the DMV and somebody left a HP coloring book there and I colored it to distract my mind from the stench of this lady next to me who sme…

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