Albert Pujols Has A Cousin Named Harry Pujols

We can’t think of better news to welcome back baseball.

A reader who wanted to remain anonymous sent in this photo. Apparently Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols (pronounced “poo-holes”) has a cousin named Harry Pujols, pictured above. That’s right, Harry Pujols. If I were him I might want to be referred to as “Harold Pujols” or even “Hank Pujols.” If you don’t think this is real, check this pic out on the site where it came from. Not to mention our reader has seen Harry Pujols in person. God, it’s like you can put his name in any sentence and it’s instantly hilarious.

Although, Albert’s so surly, maybe Harry is the fun-loving, jokester Pujols. I need to meet the entire Pujols clan, because if they’re capable of naming their kid Harry, I can only hope that there’s a “Stinky Pujols” somewhere in the Dominican Republic.

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