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Google Glass Is Terrible, And You’re an Awful Person for Using It

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No one has ever heard of one reason that we really need Google Glass — only things that we *can* do with it. But why in the name of Judas’ Balls would I need to see myself banging my own wife?

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5 Socially Acceptable Hatreds

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Once, a long time ago, we have to assume the world was a veritable Shangri La of hatred. People hated whoever they wanted whenever they wanted. Gays? Hate ‘em. Asians? Hate ‘em. Jews? Hate ‘em. Midgets? Hate! As time progressed we develope…

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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

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Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white kids trying to rap.

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Your Dentist Hates You: 5 Passive Aggressive Dental Weapons

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The dentist is one of the most reviled people in the world – 80% of that revulsion is irrational. The other 20% is fully deserved because, as much as you may hate the dentist, he seems to hate you back. He hides it, behind his little mask and big l…

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The Morning Jolt – Haters Gonna Hate

The Morning Jolt – Haters Gonna Hate

Science Says Internet Hate Brings Us Together You Morons

Science Says Internet Hate Brings Us Together You Morons

You’re all a bunch of dumbass morons, do you know that? All of you Holy Taco readers are idiots — complete and total idiots. Every last one of you is a waste of your father’s man milk, and the time you spent in your mother’s…

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It’s Not Me It’s You

It’s Not Me It’s You

  In the history of lines, few have seemed so insincere as “it’s not you it’s me.” It veritably reeks with desperation, a ploy so soulless that only someone riddled with furious ADHD who’s trying to watch Phineas…

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Diablo Cody Hates People Who Hate Her

Diablo Cody Hates People Who Hate Her

Diablo Cody is upset. Apparently there are some people out there who absolutely hated Juno, and that just makes her want to kill their ugly faces. Luckily, Diablo (or “Devil” to our friends south of the border) is not prone to violenc…

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