April 15th, 2008 | 03:32
It’s common knowledge that the sound of a guitar being played by a man with an effeminate hair cut and an inability to catch or throw a football causes a woman’s genitals to become moist. But sometimes it still surprises me. Popsugar.com reports:
Mischa Barton took a break to spend some time with her boyfriend overseas. Her man Taylor has been touring in Europe with his band Rooney, which has been opening for Good Charlotte.
Wait, he’s opening for Good Charlotte? I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: Every time I get depressed I think to myself “At least I’m not in a band that’s opening for Good Charlotte.” Being a band that opens for Good Charlotte is equivalent of being the appetizer served before a meal at The Red Lobster. I don’t particularly find Mischa Barton to be all that attractive, but I mean, come on, I have to imagine she could have at least landed the keyboard player for Mighty Mighty Bosstones or even the guy who sets up the keyboard for the keyboard player for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
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