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Replotting 6 Classic Sitcoms for HBO

Hollywood is mired in a mind boggling enigma of inspirational backward diarrhea. It keeps swallowing shit to construct the same thing you’ve seen over and over again, remaking, rebooting and adapting ideas that other people have done the same thing…

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Midseason TV Schedules from the Year 2022

posted 01/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

Welcome to January and a whole stunning crop of terrible new shows on TV. You’d think with all the shit that premiers in September you’d seen every turd TV had to offer, but you’d be wrong. Case in point – Rob Schneider ha…

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5 Monsters They Need to Introduce on True Blood

posted 08/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

True Blood is awash in vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies and the odd ghost in the body of a flamboyant homosexual, all of whom are sexy or naked or at least trying very hard to be one or the other. It’s a rich tableau of unique stories and un…

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Don’t Take Coolio’s Stepkid’s Lunch…Or His Crack

posted 03/07/2009
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Remember when Coolio was just that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer? Well, now he’s that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer who also smokes crack.…

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