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The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones

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HBO’s Game of Thrones has cemented itself as an awesome, epic fantasy/drama series chock full of boobies and a couple of dragons. It’s huge and everyone loves it except for a handful of vociferous haters. Shit, did we just use vociferous in a sent…

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How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

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So, you want to produce an epic fantasy series of books/HBO smut plays, good for you. The fantasy genre has never been hotter than it is right now thanks to Game and predecessors like Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter and whatever that silliness that …

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Game Of Thrones Makes Me Want To Watch A Child Die

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My biggest gripe of the show and the books so far is that Joffrey isn’t dead yet.

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Replotting 6 Classic Sitcoms for HBO

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Hollywood is mired in a mind boggling enigma of inspirational backward diarrhea. It keeps swallowing shit to construct the same thing you’ve seen over and over again, remaking, rebooting and adapting ideas that other people have done the same thing…

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Midseason TV Schedules from the Year 2022

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Welcome to January and a whole stunning crop of terrible new shows on TV. You’d think with all the shit that premiers in September you’d seen every turd TV had to offer, but you’d be wrong. Case in point – Rob Schneider ha…

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5 Monsters They Need to Introduce on True Blood

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True Blood is awash in vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies and the odd ghost in the body of a flamboyant homosexual, all of whom are sexy or naked or at least trying very hard to be one or the other. It’s a rich tableau of unique stories and un…

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Don’t Take Coolio’s Stepkid’s Lunch…Or His Crack

Don’t Take Coolio’s Stepkid’s Lunch…Or His Crack

  Remember when Coolio was just that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer? Well, now he’s that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer who also smokes crack.…

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