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The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones

HBO’s Game of Thrones has cemented itself as an awesome, epic fantasy/drama series chock full of boobies and a couple of dragons. It’s huge and everyone loves it except for a handful of vociferous haters. Shit, did we just use vociferous in a sent…

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How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

posted 05/08/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you want to produce an epic fantasy series of books/HBO smut plays, good for you. The fantasy genre has never been hotter than it is right now thanks to Game and predecessors like Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter and whatever that silliness that …

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Game Of Thrones Makes Me Want To Watch A Child Die

posted 04/13/2012
by Luis Prada

My biggest gripe of the show and the books so far is that Joffrey isn’t dead yet.

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Replotting 6 Classic Sitcoms for HBO

posted 02/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

Hollywood is mired in a mind boggling enigma of inspirational backward diarrhea. It keeps swallowing shit to construct the same thing you’ve seen over and over again, remaking, rebooting and adapting ideas that other people have done the same thing…

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Midseason TV Schedules from the Year 2022

posted 01/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

Welcome to January and a whole stunning crop of terrible new shows on TV. You’d think with all the shit that premiers in September you’d seen every turd TV had to offer, but you’d be wrong. Case in point – Rob Schneider ha…

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5 Monsters They Need to Introduce on True Blood

posted 08/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

True Blood is awash in vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies and the odd ghost in the body of a flamboyant homosexual, all of whom are sexy or naked or at least trying very hard to be one or the other. It’s a rich tableau of unique stories and un…

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Don’t Take Coolio’s Stepkid’s Lunch…Or His Crack

posted 03/07/2009
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Remember when Coolio was just that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer? Well, now he’s that wacky-haired rapper who had a chair-straddling contest with Michelle Pfeiffer who also smokes crack.…

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The 7 Types of People Who Watch Game of Thrones

How to Make Your Own Game of Thrones

Game Of Thrones Makes Me Want To Watch A Child Die

Replotting 6 Classic Sitcoms for HBO

Midseason TV Schedules from the Year 2022

5 Monsters They Need to Introduce on True Blood

Don’t Take Coolio’s Stepkid’s Lunch…Or His Crack

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