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25 Awesome Pics of He Man and the Masters of the Universe Cosplay

There’s a Smurfs movie coming out this summer, adding to the pile of childhood memories tarnished by Hollywood’s uncaring hand. But remember, that trend started way back when they first made He Man into a terrible film starring Dolph Lu…

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Cringer Succumbs to Feline AIDS

posted 09/27/2010
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CASTLE GREYSKULL- Cringer, the cowardly green tiger and long time companion of Prince Adam of Eternia, has died after a lengthy struggle with Feline AIDS, a spokesman for the Royal Palace of Eternos told The Associated Press on Monday. Cringer was s…

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Fisto’s Lament

posted 07/26/2010
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Dear Diary, It is 3:19 am. I can’t sleep. Again. Today at the supermarket I saw a lady in the produce section. She dropped a lemon and I wanted to be helpful and return it to her. Instead I crushed it in my massive fist with such force …

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Guest Column: From the Desk of He-Man, Master of the Universe

posted 10/21/2009
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This isn’t just any normal castle, though; my castle is shaped like a f*cking skull. Yeah, that’s right, a skull. And it’s also called Castle Greyskull. Where do you live? In the Oak Terrace Apartments?&nbs…

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