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2011 in Christmas Sex on the Internet

This time of year, the headlines are dominated by seasonal fluff. If you want to make your fluff standout, you need to put in the extra effort required to make it titillating and nothing elates tits more than a bit of the old Christmas nasty. Wit…

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10 Headlines Axed from Newspapers when the Government Shutdown was Averted

posted 04/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

Who run Bartertown? Obama does, for now. This past Saturday we narrowly dodged the bullet of chaos as the US government banded together to avoid anarchy and pure, unadulterated panic in favor of keeping things pretty much the same, only with a fe…

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News That Is Both Real and Weird!

posted 01/22/2010
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More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

posted 10/09/2009
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12 Unintentionally Funny Sports Headlines

posted 04/26/2009
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It’s nice to know that we’re just a Chien-Ming Wang or a Dick Trickle away from a memorable sports headline. Here are 12 headlines from mainstream newspapers and websites that could easily be found in the gutter. 12. Bartolo Colon…

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The BBC Now Writing Digg/Reddit/Stumbleupon Headlines

posted 03/04/2009
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So here we are. Even the BBC, one of the last bastions of serious news journalism in the world is now resorting to writing headlines that are clearly written in Internet parlance. Anyone who’s clicked on Digg or Reddit or Stumbleupon o…

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