The Hills: Stupid Hot People Are Awesome

This is a clip from The Hills. All you need to know is that the Spencer dude and the Heidi chick just broke up. She’s trying to get over it, and he goes to the bar where she’s trying to do that, and tries to bang every chick within ear shot of her table. God bless this show.

There are two parts of this that are so f-ing classic that I had to post this.  

1)Spencer actually scolds one of the chicks he’s trying to bang due to her not correctly taking the shot of alcohol he purchased for her.  It’s a small nuanced thing, but such an amazing display of douchebaggery.  It’s like watching Tim Duncan set a perfect screen for Manu Ginobli so he can get a wide open three:  It doesn’t go in the stat book, but anyone who knows basketball knows how difficult that is to pull off well.

2)Heidi’s levels of anger:  ”I’m so mad.  I’m like shaking mad.  I’m like crying and shaking mad.”  I can’t tell you how much I was hoping there’d be a fourth and fifth level of her madness.  My mind was racing.  Like, maybe the fourth would be “I’m like crying and shaking and shit my pants mad,” and the fifth would be “I’m’ like crying and shaking and shit my pants and spend several years planning an attack on a major U.S. landmark in an effort to undermine American civil liberties and the economy mad.” 

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