Heidi Montag

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Where You’ve Seen Her: Heidi Montag hasn’t done anything that crazy as of recent, but then again, when hasn’t she been topical? Pointless Quote: "I read a couple books at once."

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Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Diagram

posted 04/13/2010
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America’s favorite annoying twat, Heidi Montag, recently underwent another massive plastic surgery upgrade. Say goodbye to the old "New Heidi", and say hello to the jaw-dropping, huge-titted, 90% synthetic, fabulous new Heidi Montag!…

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If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

posted 07/08/2008
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Comic books are really hot right now, and being a stupid douche is also really hot right now. So I figured, if there was a way to combine the two, I might have something. This is hopefully the first of many more comic book entries we do, but most …

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Creepy Or Sexy: Heidi Montag

posted 06/03/2008
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To me, Heidi Montag is very similar to my apartment: When it’s cleaned up, if someone just briefly glances at it they think it looks pretty good. But as soon as you take a closer look, you’re horrified to see how unsanitary and disgus…

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Holy Taco Reader Has Heidi And Spencer Confrontation

posted 05/29/2008
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So, one of our readers was at dinner last night with a couple of friends and spotted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, sitting a few tables away. Apparently our reader was taking a picture of his friends who had joined him for dinner, and well, Prat…

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Heidi And Spencer Make Out For Dodgers

posted 05/19/2008
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This is a “candid” photo of Heidi and Spencer at the Dodger game last night. Imagine you paid 150 dollars for seats behind home plate, only to find that not only do you have to watch Andruw Jones patrol center field, which looks eerily…

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Heidi Montag says Lauren Conrad Has Sex Tape

posted 04/28/2008
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So, in this video, Tyra Banks asks Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt about their claims that Lauren Conrad has a sex tape. I went ahead and added in what Spencer was probably thinking during the interview. I think when you’re really super stupi…

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Heidi And Spencer Cancel White House Trip

posted 04/23/2008
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I don’t even think I can continue to call Spencer Pratt a douchebag. It’s like he’s doing things in the field of douchebaggery that have never been done before. It’s like when Einstein discovered the theory of relativity …

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Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

posted 04/17/2008
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Before you say how ridiculous and stupid this is, remember that Tony Danza not only starred in multiple sitcoms, but also had his own talk show. I watched him interview Tony Bennett once and spend four minutes on how crazy it was that they were bo…

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John McCain: “Heidi Montag Is Talented”

posted 04/02/2008
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If he’s willing to call Heidi Montag “talented” in order to get elected, here’s a few other quotes you’re going to be hearing from him in the future: “The Olive Garden is delicious. It feels just like I’m …

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Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

posted 04/01/2008
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So, a couple days ago I reported that Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-year-old is endorsing Barack Obama. Now, someone who probably urinates on themselves more frequently than SJP’s kid, has made her endorsement. Usmagazine.com reports: Hill…

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Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Diagram

If Heidi And Spencer Were A Comic Book

Creepy Or Sexy: Heidi Montag

Holy Taco Reader Has Heidi And Spencer Confrontation

Heidi And Spencer Make Out For Dodgers

Heidi Montag says Lauren Conrad Has Sex Tape

Heidi And Spencer Cancel White House Trip

Heidi And Spencer To Get Own Show

John McCain: “Heidi Montag Is Talented”

Heidi Montag Votes For McCain

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