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The Tea Party Hell Orientation Letter

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Hello and welcome to Hell, Tea Bagger. As Maxine Waters so eloquently put it, you guys belong here. If you showed up here without passing by Rep. Waters, then just so you know, a Democrat from California told you all to come straight here and fra…

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The Sorry State of Hell: 5 Lame-Ass Demonic Possessions

The Sorry State of Hell:  5 Lame-Ass Demonic Possessions

Rumor has it the very notion of an exorcism was all but forgotten by the early 1970’s. The Church had abandoned it in every civilized corner of the globe and most people were only passingly familiar with the term at all, in much the same way…

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9 Real-Life Levels of Hell

9 Real-Life Levels of Hell

Dante’s Inferno took us through the 9 levels of hell when you die, but we think there are plenty of hellish places you can find yourself in when you’re alive.  Here are the 9 levels of hell that you’ve probably encountered at…

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If There Was A CNN.com In Hell

If There Was A CNN.com In Hell

CNN.com is the leading source of news for people on the earthly realm. But what most people don’t know is that it’s also the #1 source for news in hell, too. Here’s a screen grab from the homepage of CNN in Hades.     Pl…

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Kiss A Girl And Go To Hell

Kiss A Girl And Go To Hell

Ahh, church signs, they are always a source of joy. Apparently this congregation in Ohio loves that new Katy Perry song so much that they wanted to add a few extra lyrics to the hit single. According to NBC: Mixed feelings. That’s the best wa…

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