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The 5 Most Ineffectual Cartoon Heroes

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Kids love heroes. Not real ones, real people are for suckers. Kids love cartoons. Cartoon heroes like Bo Jackson and Perry the Platypus are awesome and teach kids that you can be anything, as long as you’re not really real. But not every hero is a …

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Of Course You Want To See Hercules Throw A Bear Into Space

Of Course You Want To See Hercules Throw A Bear Into Space

  It  might look like Lou Ferrigno is fighting a large brown rug, spliced in with clips from a National Geographic bear documentary. It looks like that, because that’s what this scene actually is.   Other Crap To Look At: Indi…

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