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Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness

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The key to being a good drug mule is innovation. Sure, you may like that new Lady Gaga single a bunch, but if you hear it 1,000 times it’s going to get stale and predictable. The same applies to shoving drugs in your pooper. Eventually, the cops w…

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A Vagina Like a Clown Car

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In clown parlance, cramming a bunch of stuff in to a small space is commonly referred to as a Clown Car. In Dungeons and Dragons vernacular the Bag of Holding is probably the best analog. In the world of heroin dealing, it’s called a Karin’s Poon. …

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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…

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