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Terrible News For Nerds: Jocks Are Actually Smart

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High school is a trying time for some, and the best of times for others. As the old stereotype goes, the jocks are dumb and the nerds will inherit the earth. But science has proven at least one of those stereotypes wrong.

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High School Chicks Are Legally Allowed To Post Racy Pics On Facebook? Allllllriiiiiight!

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Guest Editorial Written By Your Town’s Creepy Pervert Guy Man, used to be I had to hop in my Beast Machine (my ’93 Corolla) and cruse around high school parking lots at around three’o’clock if I wanted to get an eye-load of primo high school chick …

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We Live In A World Where 90 Girls In One High School Are Having Babies

We Live In A World Where 90 Girls In One High School Are Having Babies

As birds and fish die by the thousands around the world, there is only one shining beacon that acts as an example of life flourishing en masse. Sadly, that shining beacon is found in Memphis, and it is not due to a nearly extinct creature experienc…

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Resolved Questions: Advice For Senior Year

Resolved Questions: Advice For Senior Year

Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user nicole. Nicole. Writes:   Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “have so much sex that you vomit” Ah, yes. Senior year of high school. I remember my senior year like it…

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Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

Holy Taco’s Back To School Shopper’s Guide

We vaguely remember being students for most of our lives and dreading the final week and a half of August. Summer time fun is over and it’s back to the grind of attaining knowledge that you don’t want, having crushes on girls that think…

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25 Ridiculous Senior Portraits

25 Ridiculous Senior Portraits

Graduations are just around the corner and all we ask is that when you get your portraits done you make the same mistake these people did, so we can make fun of you.  

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Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

Inner Monologue of a High School Freshman Attending His First Dance

God dammit.  This clip on tie is not staying put at all.  It’s alright, don’t get caught up in the details.  Just try to enjoy the experience.  I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance.  That’s p…

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Chewbacca: High School Photo

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Justin and Justin: High School Reunion

Justin and Justin: High School Reunion

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.    

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