Guest Editorial Written By Your Town’s Creepy Pervert Guy
Man, used to be I had to hop in my Beast Machine (my ’93 Corolla) and cruse around high school parking lots at around three’o’clock if I wanted to get an eye-load of primo high school chick …
As birds and fish die by the thousands around the world, there is only one shining beacon that acts as an example of life flourishing en masse. Sadly, that shining beacon is found in Memphis, and it is not due to a nearly extinct creature experienc…
Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user nicole. Nicole. Writes:
Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “have so much sex that you vomit”
Ah, yes. Senior year of high school. I remember my senior year like it…
We vaguely remember being students for most of our lives and dreading the final week and a half of August. Summer time fun is over and it’s back to the grind of attaining knowledge that you don’t want, having crushes on girls that think…
Graduations are just around the corner and all we ask is that when you get your portraits done you make the same mistake these people did, so we can make fun of you.
God dammit. This clip on tie is not staying put at all. It’s alright, don’t get caught up in the details. Just try to enjoy the experience. I mean, a chick asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance. That’s p…
Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.