So, there’s a whole bunch of controversy over this video. People think when Obama reaches up and scratches his face with his middle finger, that he’s actually giving the finger to Hillary, who he’s talking about at the moment he scratches. This is what the news media has come to. Reporting on shit like this. And before you say “You’re posting about it too so that makes you as bad as them,” let me answer that by saying that they run a service which is supposed to provide credible information to the public and I run a “service” where I spend an hour trying to photoshop Lindsay Lohan into a group of poor South African children.
Anyway, bottom line is, even if he was giving her the finger, who cares. You know they all want to give each other the finger, they just don’t do it because the finger is bad politics. Although I hear the “put your tongue between your two fingers like you’re giving a woman oral sex” gesture is huge in swing states.
I love how politicians, when trying to site trends and statistics that point to why they should be elected, say things like “No one in recent history who didn’t win their party’s primary in Ohio EVER went on to win the presidency.” Maybe, but who gives a fuck? I wish she had just said “No one who didn’t eat pancakes in San Diego on at least one Tuesday in February of an election year, has EVER won the presidency. I was at an IHOP there last tuesday eating a short stack, I didn’t see Senator Obama.” Anyway, since I heard these two might run on the same ticket, I went ahead and made a bumper sticker for them and gave it out to random people. Here’s one:
Politicians never remember taking pictures with people who turn out to be criminals. In fact, nobody in Washington ever remembers anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw one of them pull down their pants in the middle of a debate and take a shit, and then the moderator say “Excuse me! What are you doing?” and the politician says “Oh. God. I’m so sorry. I forgot that I was supposed to go to the bathroom and do this.”
Anyway, maybe she doesn’t remember taking that picture, but she sure as hell better remember this one:
I mean seriously, who forgets taking a picture with Sarah Jessica Parker. Also, I can understand why Saddam would be upset, I’ve been to these junkets. They just grab you and toss you in a picture. Very intrusive.
This is from a website called starmashers.com. They provide you with tons of different clips of certain celebrities saying single words, so that you can mix and match them to have the same celebrity say whatever you want. Except I’m pretty sure Hillary Clinton did say this at some point.
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