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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

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Bad hip hop has become a fabulous genre all on its own thanks to musical luminaries like Bangs and Ja Rule. But too often the terrible ladies of hip hop are overlooked in favor of the terrible men. But no longer! Holy Taco has suffered through t…

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Seven Bad White Rappers We Found Online

White Rappers

Life is hard in these gated communities, bro. Sometimes your Audi’s in the shop and your pool has an algae problem. When shit gets rough like that, all I wanna do is spit rhymes. Horrible, horrible, offbeat, loosely logical rhymes, into my we…

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Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

Attention Rappers, Twitter is Killing Your Street Cred!

If you’re reading this it means you’re alive and literate, which means you’re familiar with Twitter. It’s a pretty easy concept and it’s become a really popular way for musicians and other artists to connect with their fans without having to filter…

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Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

Man Loses Rap Battle To Self

  The lyrical genius in this video bursts into a free style rap after he’s pulled over and taken into custody for running two redlights across town. The good news: Those two traffic violations are going to give him tons of street cred, y…

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Dude, Da Hip Hop Easter Bunny

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Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

Paris Hilton Adds “Rapping” To The Long List Of Things She Can’t Do

  Is there anything she can’t not not do?!!?  

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Obama And McCain: The Final Debate

Obama And McCain: The Final Debate

Obama and McCain Rap Battle – Watch more Free Videos I think a lot of the scared white people you see at McCain rallies in Ohio and Alabama are scared that the future of American politics will look exactly like this if Obama wins. And quite fr…

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Mya

Mya

Age: 29 Where you’ve seen her: Mya sings a bunch of crappy Top 40 R&B songs. She was popular in the mid 90s withhits like “Ghetto Supastar” and that version of “Lady Marmalade” with the scantily clad Christina Agu…

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Hip Hop + Hollywood = a Lot of Gayness

Hip Hop + Hollywood = a Lot of Gayness

You know how everyone is always like: “It’s a known fact that John Travolta is banging the stable boy!’ and “Tom Cruise does goats!” and “Robin Williams has man-threesomes, everybody knows that!” and “…

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