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5 Most Hated Moustaches in the World

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It’s November and that means it’s also Movember by nothing but sheer coincidence. Not sure what Movember is? Well then you weren’t reading HT last year or the year before. But whatever – it’s about dudes growing moustaches to raise awareness for …

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The Morning Jolt: More Depressing than Who?

The Morning Jolt: More Depressing than Who?

Wil Wheaton, I agree. I agree, Wil Wheaton.

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The Pope Dope: 5 Epic Papal Fails

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Today, in 1590, Pope Urban VII died. He had been the Pope for 13 days. Not even two bloody weeks. Official cause of death? Malaria, which is a lot cooler than what most people died from in 1590 (living past 30). During his papacy, Urban enacte…

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Adolf Hitler, Distributer of Sex Dolls

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We all know Hitler as the crazed madman that tried to take over the world and killed millions trying to do it. But now we will all know Hitler as that, and as the guy that cared far too much about the well-being of his soldier’s penises. While rese…

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25 Bizarrely Humiliating Images of Hitler

25 Bizarrely Humiliating Images of Hitler

  Despite being one of historys most recognizeable monsters, Hitler has enjoyed somehting of a renassiance in pop culture as the butt of many, many, many jokes and fun little artisitic renderings.  Let’s look!  

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Talk’n Ties with Byron Scott

Talk’n Ties with Byron Scott

  Byron Scott, Head Coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers Man, I can’t get over how good I look in this tie! I don’t know if it’s the color, or this unique pattern, but something about it really speaks to me. Wearing this tie make…

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Heil Bieber!

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Gangstaz vs. Skaters (TotalProSports)   Hot Girls named Doda (TheChive)   One night stands 101 (CoedMagazine)   Failed Motivational Crime Scene (BuzzFeed)   Kobe Kaige Hotness (GorillaMask)   Big Hand Washing Fail (Manofest)…

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Wednesday Afternoon Link Dump

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Michael Bays Rejected Script (Cracked)   Sexy Light Saber Battle (IHeartChaos)   Vanessa Hudgens Is Adorable (DailyFill)   Regina Is The Girl Next Door (BullzEye)   Shawn Johnson Shows Some Cleavage (DrunkenStepfather)   Chu…

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I Can Finally Use This Black Hitler Photo

I Can Finally Use This Black Hitler Photo

Since I started running this blog, I’ve collected any random, funny photos I’ve seen on the Internet on the off-chance that I could post it on HolyTaco. When I found the photo above of the black Hitler, I didn’t really think I wou…

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Julia Child Killed Nazis?

Julia Child Killed Nazis?

The only thing I remember about Julia Child is that my brother told me when I was 9 that if I was “ever doing a super hot chick and you wanted to stop from blowing your load, think of her.” Then he added, “but I guess it won̵…

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Politicians Only Apologize For Whores

Politicians Only Apologize For Whores

Eliot Spitzer isn’t only unfaithful politician – Watch more free videos It seems that if you’re a politician, you can steal money, screw over tax payers, give kickbacks to your friends, and generally be a horrible human being, and …

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