Okay, I got to America. Sweet. Good job, me! Now all I have to do is convince the rest of the world that I was the one who discovered it. Otherwise, they're going to be talking about Leif Erikson and...
The 4th of July is a time to spend with family and friends, celebrating the things that make America what it is: beer, meat, fireworks, and more beer...and boobs, also. And you're pretty much guaranteed four of those five things on the 4th of July. Be warned, though: if you...