holiday – Holytaco

Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts: Stop Being Lazy With Your Holiday Themed Donuts!

Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts, yeah, I’m talking to you… So, I went to one of your stores for the first time in a while and, well, here’s what I have to say… Stop being a bunch of lazy donut slinging pricks and stop selling festive donuts that are nothing mor…

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Hanukkah According to a Non Jew

posted 12/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Every year at Christmas, Hanukkah seems to show up as well, making the Christians of the world assume Jews are lonely at the holidays, but also desirous of being slightly different. Now a few of us may have taken to the time either speak directly …

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Happy Labor Day!

posted 09/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

We decorated the Labor Tree! Please leave presents in the comments section.

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Hastily Completing Your Summer Bucket List This Labor Day Weekend

posted 09/01/2011
by Jim Tews

Sorry, kids, but Labor Day is this weekend and that means that summer will officially be over. Were you one of the lucky few who was able to cross everything off of your summer bucket list? If you were, then you’re not this guy. The beginning…

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Holiday Gift Items Your Neighborhood Burglar Will Love

posted 12/20/2010
by Luis Prada

We often spend most of our Christmas shopping time worry about what gifts our friends and family will enjoy. But rather do we ever think about the likes and dislikes of the people that break in to your house a couple nights before Christmas, or eve…

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The 12 Deviant Days of Christmas: 9 Rotting Reindeer

posted 12/17/2010
by Jame Gumb

No animal is more synonymous with Christmas than the majestic reindeer. After all, the arctic beast is just as responsible for delivering toys to all the good girls and boys as old Saint Nick himself. In fact, if not for the reindeer, Santa would j…

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5 Holiday Gifts for Your Obviously Gay Son

posted 12/06/2010
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Face facts. Your son is gay. Sure, you make him take karate lessons and force him to play little league, but those episodes of “Glee” on your DVR don’t lie. The important thing is to not be an ass about it. It’s time to man …

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen On Memorial Day Weekend

posted 05/28/2010
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Memorial Day Weekend is almost here! By now, you should be fully prepared for three days of non-stop, uninhibited drunken revelry. Just be aware that, in spite of all the unpredictable adventures that you’ll experience this Memorial Day Weeken…

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Happy Cinco de Mayo

posted 05/05/2010
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