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Catwoman vs Ozzy — Yes, You Read Right

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Our friends at Filmdrunk give us the rundown on one of the greatest hollywood brawsl ever!

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Holy Taco’s Pitch For The Where’s Waldo Movie

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It seems some genius over in Hollywood is trying to make a Where’s Waldo? movie. I’m not using the word genius sarcastically, as I truly believe this to be a great idea. The reason I believe this is because I’ve had an idea for a Where’s Waldo movi…

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Five Actors Who Regrettably Dabbled In Music

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Sometimes (often times) actors become so famous that they accidentally buy into their own hype. That means they take the obliging compliments they receive after a solid karaoke number, and spin them into something beyond their actual abilities. Man…

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Holy Taco in Hollywood: A Photo Essay

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You may be surprised to learn that the Holy Taco crew are not Hollywood jetsetters. We set jets and all, but we tend to do it at Farmer’s Markets and bodegas and other such places where the crowds are maybe not so glamorous as they are in Hollywoo…

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17 and a Half Women: A Short List of Chicks Charlie Sheen Has Put Stuff In

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Charlie Sheen is back in the saddle again, doing blow and banging porn stars. Allegedly. It was recently reported by TMZ that he was on a 36 hour bender with porn star Kacey Jordan, four other women, and a briefcase full of cocaine. I guess he gets…

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For Your Consideration, Oprah

For Your Consideration, Oprah

Oprah, Just heard about your new venture “O.W.N. – The Oprah Winfrey Network”. That’s seriously awesome. I don’t mean to speak out of line here, but in case you haven’t noticed, that acronym spells the word “own”, which may turn some viewers off. J…

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7 Bill Clinton Cameos We’d Like to See (Besides ‘The Hangover Part II’)

7 Bill Clinton Cameos We’d Like to See (Besides ‘The Hangover Part II’)

Screen Junkies is reporting that former President Bill Clinton has filmed a cameo for The Hangover Part II. It’s not everyday that a raunchy comedy lands an ex-president in its cast. But perhaps Clinton’s appearance will start a trend. …

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This Porn Gig Will Totally Jumpstart My Acting Career

This Porn Gig Will Totally Jumpstart My Acting Career

Wow, considering it’s my first time, I think that porn scene I shot turned out really well! I didn’t come off as a desperate drug-addicted tramp selling herself for money at all! I can’t believe I was worried about that. I just lo…

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Tyler Perry’s Doodles

Tyler Perry’s Doodles

Tyler Perry is one of the most profitable and successful filmmakers of modern times. The only problem is that he sucks. Since we’re constantly striving to become Hollywood’s next big black film writer/director, we happened upon (read: st…

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Morgan Freeman is Everywhere!

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Sad, But Absolutely True

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Ray Allen And His Tiger Fetish (TotalProSports)   Adrienne Curry Gives Us A Nice Angle (DailyFix)   Hilary Fisher Is HOT (GorillaMask)   The Squidbillies Panel (AdultSwim)   The Lingerie Model Football Showdown (Coed)   Race…

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