This week’s winner comes from our most recent post, "The Ultimate Butterface Contest."  Anytime you can reference a Diabetes commercial, well, you’re going to be in the running.   WINNER: A-Train   COMMEN…

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This Week’s winner comes from our "Masturbating Is Way Too Easy For Kids These Days," post.  Many of you shared your heart warming stories about the lengths you went to, to get porno.  But only one of you shared a story th…

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This week’s winner comes from our "Charmin Toilet Paper: What’s Wrong With America" post.  I’ve never heard a more eloquent argument for baby wipes than this, and let me tell you, I have heard at least seven baby wi…

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This week’s winner comes from our "12 Calendars No One Would Ever Purchase" post.  He makes a valid point about our A-Rod Killing Puppies Calendar.  If you’re reader "Jagoff," e-mail feedback@holytaco.com a…

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  After a long absence, we’re bringing back the Holy Taco Comment of the Week.  Now, we don’t have access to e-mail addresses attached to the comments anymore, so if you’re the winner, you’ll have to notify  u…

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This week’s winner comes from the Who Would You Rather do between Slap Andy Samberg or Do Madonna. WINNER: Brokencox COMMENT: BrokenCox Says: October 19th, 2008 at 9:45 am Wow this is a first both of these i could do with my penis

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This week’s winner comes from our Tribute To French Maid Outfits post.  There were pictures upon pictures of women in French Maid Outfits, but that just wasn’t enough for this reader. WINNER: HCN COMMENT: HCN Says: October 10th, 2008 …

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