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Hi everyone, I’m not dead! Rejoice! fact is, I do most of my work these days over at Break.com

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‘That Can Be My Next Tweet’ Tweets For You, You Lazy Bastards

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Tweeting is hard, you guys. So very hard. I mean, to deliver unto you nothing but the finest one-liners (all of which you can find @holytaco) we have to labor for, literally, seconds as we think up bullshit that makes us laugh. And then, on top of t…

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Luis Prada’s 10 Best Articles of 2011

Best Of 2011

Hello everyone! Happy New Year! According to Wordpress, I wrote somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 articles this year, give or take some posts that don’t really qualify as articles and some articles that I would rather forget about. Thankfully, I…

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Follow Holy Taco on Twitter and All Your Dreams Come True!

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Do you suffer from gout? The consumption? Osteosyphillis? Lonely beaver? All these conditions and more can be cured by following Holy Taco on Twitter. We offer more random, 76% original jokes than you’ll find on 15 of the top 250 Twitter …

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Follow Holy Taco on Twitter and Facebook!

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Were you aware we exist on Facebook and Twitter and that, on both, every day, we’re giving away dozens of free sandwiches? It’s true, we are! And by true we mean not true. We have no sandwiches. We do post funny photos and jokes you…

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An Open Letter To Sinead O’Connor On Why She Should Have Sex With Holy Taco

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Dear Sinead, We read your recent blog post titled “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” We’re sorry we didn’t read it sooner, but our RSS reader was backed up with blog posts by the lead singer of The Spin Doctors and the girl from The Cranber…

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Holy Taco and Split Reason Want to Give You $25

Holy Taco and Split Reason Want to Give You $25

Hey kids, do you like the t-shirts? Sure you do, otherwise you’d be weird and naked. In the interests of preventing that, Holy Taco has teamed up with Splitreason, maker of fine t-shirts, to offer you a chance at some $25 gift certificates to Spl…

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25 Galleries You Won’t See on Holy Taco Now That We No Longer Do Girl Galleries

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We’re moving on from focusing on girl galleries here at Holy taco to focus more on unique, editorial content. It’s not that we don’t like girl galleries, we’re just leaving them for the other guys. Because of that, hereR…

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Are You Following Holy Taco on Twitter and Facebook?

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Did you know Holy Taco is on that Twitter thing? And the Facebook? Oh yeah. If you follow, all your dreams will come true. If you don’t, it’s not like anything bad will happen. Except Michael Bay will keep making sequels to the Tran…

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Why Should I Follow Holy Taco on Twitter?

Why Should I Follow Holy Taco on Twitter?

I’m glad you asked the question I just forced you to ask via internal monologue. Why should you follow us on Twitter? Are there rewards? Is there awesomeness you won’t experience on the site itself? Will it make you a sexual Tyrannosaur? The a…

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25 Bizarre Pictures We Found After Googling “Holy Taco”

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We’re very self involved and tus we spent a good deal of time Googling ourselves yesterday. This is what we found. Huh.

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