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Happy New Year!
According to Wordpress, I wrote somewhere in the neighborhood of 300 articles this year, give or take some posts that don’t really qualify as articles and some articles that I would rather forget about. Thankfully, I…
Do you suffer from gout? The consumption? Osteosyphillis? Lonely beaver? All these conditions and more can be cured by following Holy Taco on Twitter. We offer more random, 76% original jokes than you’ll find on 15 of the top 250 Twitter …
Were you aware we exist on Facebook and Twitter and that, on both, every day, we’re giving away dozens of free sandwiches? It’s true, we are! And by true we mean not true. We have no sandwiches. We do post funny photos and jokes you…
Dear Sinead,
We read your recent blog post titled “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” We’re sorry we didn’t read it sooner, but our RSS reader was backed up with blog posts by the lead singer of The Spin Doctors and the girl from The Cranber…
Hey kids, do you like the t-shirts? Sure you do, otherwise you’d be weird and naked. In the interests of preventing that, Holy Taco has teamed up with Splitreason, maker of fine t-shirts, to offer you a chance at some $25 gift certificates to Spl…
We’re moving on from focusing on girl galleries here at Holy taco to focus more on unique, editorial content. It’s not that we don’t like girl galleries, we’re just leaving them for the other guys. Because of that, hereR…
Did you know Holy Taco is on that Twitter thing? And the Facebook? Oh yeah. If you follow, all your dreams will come true. If you don’t, it’s not like anything bad will happen. Except Michael Bay will keep making sequels to the Tran…
I’m glad you asked the question I just forced you to ask via internal monologue. Why should you follow us on Twitter? Are there rewards? Is there awesomeness you won’t experience on the site itself? Will it make you a sexual Tyrannosaur? The a…
Jeopardy! is a staple of American television. Jeopardy has the balls to provide you with sentences that don’t sound like a complete thought that a fully functioning human would speak, and then the show puts all the pressure on to you decipher what …
Behold a simple premise: head to Youtube, type in one search term, check out the first video and then follow the suggested videos to see where it takes you in 6 steps. But what to type in? What’s your first search going to be? It seemed like a n…