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‘That Can Be My Next Tweet’ Tweets For You, You Lazy Bastards

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Tweeting is hard, you guys. So very hard. I mean, to deliver unto you nothing but the finest one-liners (all of which you can find @holytaco) we have to labor for, literally, seconds as we think up bullshit that makes us laugh. And then, on top of t…

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6 Degrees of WTF: Holy Taco Edition

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Behold a simple premise: head to Youtube, type in one search term, check out the first video and then follow the suggested videos to see where it takes you in 6 steps. But what to type in? What’s your first search going to be? It seemed like a n…

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An Open Letter To Natalie Portman On Why She Should Have Been Impregnated By The Holy Taco Staff

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Dear Natalie Portman, It saddens us to hear that you have not only become recently engaged to a man by the name of Benjamin Millepied, a man that sounds like a character in Lewis Carroll novel, but that he has also loaded you up with a baby that’s…

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Join the Break Media Research Panel and Mold Holy Taco in Your Image!

Join the Break Media Research Panel and Mold Holy Taco in Your Image!

The Holy Taco crew spends 20 hours a day working like dogs to create the comedy machine that you know and love. Unless you hate us, in which case why are you still here? But in an effort to make this place even more awesome, we have a lot of big …

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

  Sunday, October 31st. This is the day we’ve been waiting for: Halloween. Ian Fortey, our fearless leader, had been planning his costume for months. He was poised to show the world that he wasn’t afraid to show off the weird growt…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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Follow Us on the New Digg!

Follow Us on the New Digg!

Yesterday Digg finally unveiled it’s new system of determining what sucks and what doesn’t suck on the internet. On the old Digg, Holy Taco was 25% not suck, that’s scientifically proven. With the new Digg it looks like everythi…

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Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend O’ the Week

Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend O’ the Week

The internet is a wild and dangerous place full of miscreants. Many of them are reading this along with you and we love them all because they’re our core audience. In celebration of the back alley that is Holy Taco and its wonderful fans, we&…

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Balls Out: The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

Balls Out:  The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

We know you love Holy Taco, a quick glimpse at the comments on any article makes it apparent we’re more loved than Jesus and Buddha riding unicorns down mainstreet tossing out prophylactics and dollar coins. But we need constant validation o…

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Holy Taco Is Taking Over Your Internetz

Holy Taco Is Taking Over Your Internetz

  Are you a fan of Holy Taco? Of course you are! You’re here laughing hysterically at our whimsical musings day in and day out!  But did you know that we’re more than just a website filled with poop-centric humor? We’…

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Guest Column: Your Site Is Cool, I Guess

Guest Column: Your Site Is Cool, I Guess

  (Holy Taco’s Facebook Fan Page recently surpassed the coveted 2,000 Fans benchmark. To celebrate this momentus occasion, we asked our 2,000th Facebook Fan to write a guest article explaining why he likes Holy Taco so much.  This i…

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Holy Taco, Batman!

Holy Taco, Batman!

  We were disappointed too.   2010′s Most Desirable Babes (AskMen) Layla Kiffin is HOT (TotalProSports) Finding The Classy Bar w/ Hot Girls (MadeMan) Sarah Palin In A Bikini (AllLeftTurns) Welcome To The Greenzone (ScreenJunkies) Th…

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