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‘That Can Be My Next Tweet’ Tweets For You, You Lazy Bastards

Tweeting is hard, you guys. So very hard. I mean, to deliver unto you nothing but the finest one-liners (all of which you can find @holytaco) we have to labor for, literally, seconds as we think up bullshit that makes us laugh. And then, on top of t…

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6 Degrees of WTF: Holy Taco Edition

posted 01/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

Behold a simple premise: head to Youtube, type in one search term, check out the first video and then follow the suggested videos to see where it takes you in 6 steps. But what to type in? What’s your first search going to be? It seemed like a n…

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An Open Letter To Natalie Portman On Why She Should Have Been Impregnated By The Holy Taco Staff

posted 12/27/2010
by Luis Prada

Dear Natalie Portman, It saddens us to hear that you have not only become recently engaged to a man by the name of Benjamin Millepied, a man that sounds like a character in Lewis Carroll novel, but that he has also loaded you up with a baby that’s…

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Join the Break Media Research Panel and Mold Holy Taco in Your Image!

posted 11/30/2010
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The Holy Taco crew spends 20 hours a day working like dogs to create the comedy machine that you know and love. Unless you hate us, in which case why are you still here? But in an effort to make this place even more awesome, we have a lot of big …

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Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

posted 10/29/2010
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Sunday, October 31st. This is the day we’ve been waiting for: Halloween. Ian Fortey, our fearless leader, had been planning his costume for months. He was poised to show the world that he wasn’t afraid to show off the weird growt…

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Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

posted 10/27/2010
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The World Series starts tonight. Truth be told, we don’t give a damn about either team. So rather than watch those losers play, we came up with the Holy Taco MLB All-Fiction Team. Click to Enlarge (tee-hee) Special Thanks to Marty Platinum &n…

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Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend O’ the Week

posted 06/28/2010
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The internet is a wild and dangerous place full of miscreants. Many of them are reading this along with you and we love them all because they’re our core audience. In celebration of the back alley that is Holy Taco and its wonderful fans, we&…

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Balls Out: The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

posted 06/22/2010
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We know you love Holy Taco, a quick glimpse at the comments on any article makes it apparent we’re more loved than Jesus and Buddha riding unicorns down mainstreet tossing out prophylactics and dollar coins. But we need constant validation o…

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Guest Column: Your Site Is Cool, I Guess

posted 01/21/2010
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(Holy Taco’s Facebook Fan Page recently surpassed the coveted 2,000 Fans benchmark. To celebrate this momentus occasion, we asked our 2,000th Facebook Fan to write a guest article explaining why he likes Holy Taco so much. This i…

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Holy Taco, Batman!

posted 01/19/2010
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We were disappointed too. 2010′s Most Desirable Babes (AskMen) Layla Kiffin is HOT (TotalProSports) Finding The Classy Bar w/ Hot Girls (MadeMan) Sarah Palin In A Bikini (AllLeftTurns) Welcome To The Greenzone (ScreenJunkies) Th…

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‘That Can Be My Next Tweet’ Tweets For You, You Lazy Bastards

6 Degrees of WTF: Holy Taco Edition

An Open Letter To Natalie Portman On Why She Should Have Been Impregnated By The Holy Taco Staff

Join the Break Media Research Panel and Mold Holy Taco in Your Image!

Holy Taco’s Epic Halloween Adventure!

Holy Taco’s MLB All-Fiction Team

Holy Taco’s Facebook Friend O’ the Week

Balls Out: The Ballsiest Holy Taco Fan Tribute Contest

Guest Column: Your Site Is Cool, I Guess

Holy Taco, Batman!

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