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Hi everyone, I’m not dead! Rejoice! fact is, I do most of my work these days over at Break.com

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Holy Taco, Batman!

Holy Taco, Batman!

  We were disappointed too.   2010′s Most Desirable Babes (AskMen) Layla Kiffin is HOT (TotalProSports) Finding The Classy Bar w/ Hot Girls (MadeMan) Sarah Palin In A Bikini (AllLeftTurns) Welcome To The Greenzone (ScreenJunkies) Th…

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Tacos Exploding In Slow Motion

Tacos Exploding In Slow Motion

  Seeing that this site is called Holy Taco, we can’t resist anything taco related. This is by far the coolest taco exploding in slow motion video we’ve seen this month.    The Tiger Woods Voicemail (TotalProSports) How T…

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Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

  We recently went to the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise, and we decided to spend our vacation hitting on girls…with mixed results.  Enjoy.  

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25 Hottest Holy Taco Girls

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We’ve put together a collection of our favorite girl of the day photos from the past few months. Enjoy!  

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Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 2

Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 2

  The folks over at G4 asked us to make a video promoting their new series 2 Months, 2 Million.  Their show is about a gambling tournament, so we decided to see what would happen if the Holy Taco staff had a poker tournament of our own.&n…

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Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 1

Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 1

  The folks over at G4 asked us to make a video promoting their new series 2 Months, 2 Million.  Their show is about a gambling tournament, so we decided to see what would happen if the Holy Taco staff had a poker tournament of our own.&n…

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Nerds! – A Gallery

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Nerds created the internet and nerds keep it running. Without nerds, all of us here at the Taco would have no job. Here’s to you, nerds.  

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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

Greatest-Snack-Food-Stadium-Ever-Built

  Here at HolyTaco, we’re big sports fans. And we’re also big fans of eating piles of snack foods while we watch said sports. So, in honor of the Super Bowl and our need to cram our faces full of processed foods with funny names, …

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Holy Taco Gift Guide Is Here!

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Don’t know what to get your family for the Holidays?  Well, that’s why we’re here, to create a bunch of really shitty products and set up our own cafepress store where you can purchase them.  So, please, purchase away!&nb…

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Whoopi Goldberg And “The View” Read Holy Taco

Whoopi Goldberg And “The View” Read Holy Taco

As a writer, I believe the pinnacle of writing is to have four women discuss what you’ve written on a day time talk show geared towards middle-aged housewives. I feel so close to Whoopi, like maybe I should re-rent Eddie. Hmmm, maybe not t…

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Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

If you read this site with any regularity, you’ll notice whenever we write about an attractive woman, we link to her chickipedia page. So, as a thank you, the good folks over at Chickipedia invited us to their launch party. Here’s a r…

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