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‘That Can Be My Next Tweet’ Tweets For You, You Lazy Bastards

Tweeting is hard, you guys. So very hard. I mean, to deliver unto you nothing but the finest one-liners (all of which you can find @holytaco) we have to labor for, literally, seconds as we think up bullshit that makes us laugh. And then, on top of t…

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Tacos Exploding In Slow Motion

posted 12/02/2009
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Seeing that this site is called Holy Taco, we can’t resist anything taco related. This is by far the coolest taco exploding in slow motion video we’ve seen this month. The Tiger Woods Voicemail (TotalProSports) How T…

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Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

posted 11/04/2009
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We recently went to the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise, and we decided to spend our vacation hitting on girls…with mixed results. Enjoy.

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25 Hottest Holy Taco Girls

posted 08/28/2009
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We’ve put together a collection of our favorite girl of the day photos from the past few months. Enjoy!

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Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 2

posted 08/12/2009
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The folks over at G4 asked us to make a video promoting their new series 2 Months, 2 Million. Their show is about a gambling tournament, so we decided to see what would happen if the Holy Taco staff had a poker tournament of our own.&n…

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Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 1

posted 08/11/2009
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Nerds! – A Gallery

posted 07/30/2009
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Nerds created the internet and nerds keep it running. Without nerds, all of us here at the Taco would have no job. Here’s to you, nerds.

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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

posted 01/28/2009
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Here at HolyTaco, we’re big sports fans. And we’re also big fans of eating piles of snack foods while we watch said sports. So, in honor of the Super Bowl and our need to cram our faces full of processed foods with funny names, …

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Holy Taco Gift Guide Is Here!

posted 12/18/2008
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Don’t know what to get your family for the Holidays? Well, that’s why we’re here, to create a bunch of really shitty products and set up our own cafepress store where you can purchase them. So, please, purchase away!&nb…

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Whoopi Goldberg And “The View” Read Holy Taco

posted 11/25/2008
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As a writer, I believe the pinnacle of writing is to have four women discuss what you’ve written on a day time talk show geared towards middle-aged housewives. I feel so close to Whoopi, like maybe I should re-rent Eddie. Hmmm, maybe not t…

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Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

posted 10/16/2008
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If you read this site with any regularity, you’ll notice whenever we write about an attractive woman, we link to her chickipedia page. So, as a thank you, the good folks over at Chickipedia invited us to their launch party. Here’s a r…

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Fox News Show Apologizes To Holy Taco

posted 06/16/2008
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So, a few days ago, a show called Red Eye on Fox news ran a segment about our 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity piece. In the clip below they talk about the piece, and then at the end of it, they talk about how they’re really scraping…

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‘That Can Be My Next Tweet’ Tweets For You, You Lazy Bastards

Tacos Exploding In Slow Motion

Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

25 Hottest Holy Taco Girls

Holy Taco Has a Poker Tournament: Part 2

Nerds! – A Gallery

The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

Holy Taco Gift Guide Is Here!

Whoopi Goldberg And “The View” Read Holy Taco

Holy Taco Goes To The Chickipedia Party

Fox News Show Apologizes To Holy Taco

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