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How to Be a Hobo (Based on Observation Only)

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So you’ve decided to eschew society’s comforts in favor of beggary and frostbite, good for you! It’s no easy task to simply let go of the material aspect of your life and become the thing most people equate with a living, breathing fart. Is that …

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Alternative Uses For Homeless People, Using The SXSW Manner of Logic

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If you’re at SXSW right now and you’ve got some speedy WiFi access, you can thank your friendly neighborhood homeless person for allowing you to tweet about how shitty the WiFi is. A marketing company by the name of Bartle Bogie Hegarty has equipped…

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Classic Taco – 25 Aweosme Homeless Guy Signs

Classic Taco – 25 Aweosme Homeless Guy Signs

Another blast form the past for you, this gallery is as awesome and homeless today as it was when we originally ran it. Only we ran a comb over it and gave it a bath since then. Nowadays, being homeless is more competitive than ever. Only the most…

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A Jogger’s Guide To Traversing Any City

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Seeing as my job as a writer on this fine site requires me to sit on my ass all day, I’m prone to gaining weight as a result of my lack of physical activity. To combat this, I jog at least 5 days a week. Jogging so often in a major city can be toug…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

This really is a God-given talent. I watched scrambled porn for years and I can’t do that.

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“Golden-voiced” Homeless Man Offered Job With Cleveland Cavilers, Accepts Job From Miami Heat

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A rapidly spreading video of a homeless man by the name of Ted Williams showing off his surprising “radio voice” has now become the reason Mr. Williams was offered a full-time job with the Cleveland Cavaliers, offering him the once-in-a-lifetime op…

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8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

8 People You’ll Find at the Public Library

You will not see her at the library. Today, through no fault of my own, I found myself away from home and without Internet access. Since this shit-stain of a town doesn’t have a Starbucks, I was left with the unpleasant but necessary task of …

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The Upside of Being Homeless

The Upside of Being Homeless

With roughly five-to-six hundred thousand people living on the streets, homelessness is no laughing matter. Well, that’s not completely true. Anytime you see a grown man walking around with his pants full of poo, you’re bound to get a c…

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What the Hell is That Key For?

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Royals Fan FAIL! (TotalProSports)   The Hottest Sports WAGs (BleacherReport)   Hot Russian Graduation Girls (TheChive)   The Most Innappropriate Carwash in the World (IAmBored)   Jenny Poussin Hotness (Coed)   The Best Actio…

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25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs

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 Now days, being homeless is more competitive than ever. Only the most clever and creative signs are going to get people to let go of their precious spare change. This makes for some pretty awesome homeless dude signage.  

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