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Don’t Read This Article If You’re A Rick Perry Supporter

Don’t Read This Article If You’re A Rick Perry Supporter

Warning: Don’t read this if you don’t want to hear someone rant about how some people can’t seem to comprehend ideas that should be simple and easy to grasp in the 21st century. In other words, I’m going to be ranting about politics. Specially, a n…

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5 Ways In Which Facebook ‘Outs’ Gay Users

5 Ways In Which Facebook ‘Outs’ Gay Users

Facebook is raising privacy concerns again. Researchers from Germany’s Max Planck Institute are claiming that the social networking site shares information about its users’ sexual orientation with advertisers. As a result, critics claim…

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5 Ways Perez Hilton Can Make the World a Better Place

5 Ways Perez Hilton Can Make the World a Better Place

Perez Hilton is a pretty loathsome character. Using toilet humor and crudely drawn pictures, he spends his days mocking celebrities and acting like an all-around douche. In a way, he’s a lot like Holy Taco, except that he’s made million…

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Cringer Succumbs to Feline AIDS

Cringer Succumbs to Feline AIDS

CASTLE GREYSKULL- Cringer, the cowardly green tiger and long time companion of Prince Adam of Eternia, has died after a lengthy struggle with Feline AIDS, a spokesman for the Royal Palace of Eternos told The Associated Press on Monday. Cringer was s…

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The Inner Monologue of a Preacher Caught Up In a Gay Sex Scandal

The Inner Monologue of a Preacher Caught Up In a Gay Sex Scandal

Bishop Eddie Long Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Friggen Christ! Lord Jesus, what do I do now? Oh, God, does this look bad. This looks real bad! This is some Catholic Priest shit, right here. I mean, I can’t believe they’re writing t…

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“Mom! Mom! Mom! Why! Did You! Do That! To Me!”

“Mom! Mom! Mom! Why! Did You! Do That! To Me!”

  I know we just posted an awesome homosexual rant last week, but this one was just too good not to post. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that hugging guys and smashing a pillow with a tennis racket is going to make you want to …

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