Politicians, typically, are horrendous, somewhat charming, rich assholes who are filled with lies and farts and farts that smell like lies. If a politician who had a one-hundred percent honest policy, you’d probably vote for him. Especially i…
Look at that brilliant product up there – it’s not just a real fossil, it’s real poop. Few companies are ballsy enough to advertise their products with such simple honesty, just laying out the bare truth for the consu…