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To The A-Holes That Keep Honking In Front of My Apartment

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I’m going to install a .50 cal. turret on my apartment’s no-bigger-than-a-twin-sized-bed balcony and the next motherf*cker that honks for no perceived reason is going to get turned in to one of those many moment that the Mythbusters evaporate solid …

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A Letter To The Guy That Honks Just as The Light Turns Green

A Letter To The Guy That Honks Just as The Light Turns Green

Hey, Guy That Honks Just As The Light Turns Green As we sat in our car, patiently awaiting that precious moment when the street light transforms its face from a belligerent, angry red, to a happy, approving green, we couldn’t help but notice …

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Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Oh my goodness gracious!  Aren’t I just the early bird today?  Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I’m going to be early for work today, and I certainly don’t want that.  The next thing I know, they’ll be…

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