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Daytona Beach, Florida Is Home To The Least Attractive Prostitutes In The World

This past weekend, Daytona Beach police swept through the city and arrested 15 prostitutes in an effort to further sexually frustrate lonely people. Everybody knows that the only way to make people feel safe is if you stop people from completing a s…

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Maury Povich Hires a Hooker

posted 09/21/2010
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Switzerland: Home Of The Drive Thru Sex Box

posted 08/31/2010
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Switzerland has long been home to extremely pale people, chocolate, cuckoo clocks, doing nothing during war time, and a crazy obsession with peace that we in the states can’t seem to understand. But now the Swiss have something else that they…

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Sexy Hooker Fight!

posted 12/20/2009
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If you ever want people to watch your online video, title it "Sexy Hooker Fight", even if it only contains one minute of actual hooker fight (1:30-2:30).

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Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

posted 07/30/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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How To Order a Phonebook Hooker

posted 06/02/2009
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As you may have noticed, Craigslist recently abolished their "Erotic Services" section. Don’t worry, though: the Sex-for-Money business will always persevere, even if it means that we have to revert back to the ancient way of…

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