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What Happened to Hookers in This Country?

What Happened to Hookers in This Country?

Poor Tiger Woods. It seems one of his many, many mistresses has gone to a porn studio with an alleged sex tape featuring 37 minutes of the couple engaging in intercourse. According to Radar Online, the sex tape will be available for pre-sale on the…

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If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

If Vegas Escort Ads Were Accurate

Anyone who has been to Vegas is familiar with the abundance of escort advertisements plastered around the city. From immigrants handing out cards on the street to the mobile billboards driving up and down the strip, no other town in the U.S. is so …

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25 Google Street View Prostitutes

25 Google Street View Prostitutes

Thanks to the guys over at deaddog.com for finding most of these. They always seem to know where the hookers are.  

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If The Prostitute Gets Tired, Shoot Her

If The Prostitute Gets Tired, Shoot Her

I’ve never purchased the services of a prostitute, but I guess there are a few points of negotiation that need to be agreed upon before the coitus can commence. Positions and type are probably no brainers, but one obvious point that most John…

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World’s Coolest 13-Year-Old Loves Halo, Hookers

World’s Coolest 13-Year-Old Loves Halo, Hookers

For all you mothers out there who are disappointed that your little guy didn’t get you flowers for Mother’s Day…just be happy you didn’t give birth to Ralph Hardy: A 13-year-old from Texas who stole his Dad’s credit ca…

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