Hooters Girls Know What A Toyota Looks Like

You probably think those Hooters waitresses who feed you deep fried wings and sour beer are just stupid bimbos in orange shorts, but they are a lot smarter than you think. For example, they can tell the difference between a Toyota and a toy yoda.

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) — A former waitress has settled her lawsuit against Hooters, the restaurant that gave her a toy Yoda doll instead of the Toyota she thought she had won.

Jodee Berry, 27, won a beer sales contest last May at the Panama City Beach Hooters. She believed she had won a new Toyota and happily was escorted to the restaurant’s parking lot in a blindfold.

But when the blindfold was removed, she found she had won a new toy Yoda — the little green character from the Star Wars movies.

David Noll, her attorney, said Wednesday that he could not disclose the settlement’s details, although he said Berry can now go to a local car dealership and “pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants.”

The restaurant’s manager, Jared Blair, has said the whole contest was an April Fools’ joke.

Now, if this was at Fuddrucker’s, I’m pretty sure the waitress would’ve tried to drive off in her new toy yoda. But you can’t pull the wool over a Hooters waitress.

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Tony Romo Parties At Hooters

I once ate quesadillas and this weird chicken that came in a can, every day for three weeks in college because I was broke.  Then I sold my textbooks back and went directly to an Outback Steakhouse and ordered some kind of beef item for every course including dessert.  So it’s confusing for me that Tony Romo, after banging Jessica Simpson for such a long time, breaks up with her and immediately goes to a Hooters and starts hitting on a girl that looks exactly like Jessica Simpson.  Usmagazine.com reports:

New photos have surfaced on Perezhilton.com that Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend Tony Romo getting cozy with a tan blonde at Chicago club Manor over the weekend.

Perez reports that “five to six girls from Hooters” — including the woman he’s seen whispering into the ear of — partied with Romo, 28, and his pals.

Wow, when you’re the good looking star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys and you go to a Hooters, I’m pretty sure you put on a condom before you even set foot in there.  You might just be minding your business and ordering a buffalo chicken sandwich and then suddenly look down and be surprised to find your pants off and  a hooters girl already banging you.  But, Jessica of course denies they’re splitting up.

A rep for Simpson told Us, the singer is “very happy with Tony…they are both happy together.”

Hmmm, I’m pretty sure Jessica can expect to find a note like this from Tony in the near future:

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