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25 Killer Masked Movie Killers

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by Ian Fortey

In real life, people just stab you. In movies, they play dress up first.

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5 Deaths for the Next Final Destination Film

posted 08/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

5 Deaths for the Next Final Destination Film

Against all odds, Final Destination is back with its 5th installment. 5 movies deep into a franchise that literally got repetitive in the first movie. It’s kind of hard to wrap your head around but if you’ve seen one, maybe watched two and had no …

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The Audible Monologue of a 63-Year-Old Woman Watching ‘The Walking Dead’ for the First Time

posted 11/22/2010
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What’s this show about? Zombies? I don’t think I like that. The only thing I ever saw with zombies was that comedy. It had Woody Harrelson and some young actor. At one point they showed up at Chevy Chase’s house. No, I’m pre…

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Horror Movies Can Kill Little Girls

posted 02/05/2008
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When I was younger, I loved horror movies a little too much. My eight-year-old self would lie in bed, tears streaming down my face, terrified that Jason Voorhees would break down my door and hack me up with a rusty machete. As I grew up my fears su…

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