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Horror Movie or Porno?

The concept is simple friends – 10 movie titles of real movies. Are they horror films or pornos? Sure, you can cheat and use Google, but it’s not like you’re going to win anything. Just guess.

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How to Write a Paranormal Activity Sequel

posted 01/04/2012
by Ian Fortey

Word has it that Paramount has agreed to a 4th Paranormal Activity movie, possibly because everyone at the studio has been drinking Nighty Night tea all day long and can’t be bothered to come up with something else. How will they surprise us this …

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25 Halloween Movies that Aren’t Halloween

posted 10/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Every October your TV will get saturated with horror movies as TV stations lazily roll out a Halloween themed night or two. But just because it’s a horror movie doesn’t mean it’s a Halloween movie. There’s plenty of Hallow…

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The Morning Jolt – Night of the Lepus Trailer

posted 09/30/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Morning Jolt – Night of the Lepus Trailer

You’ll be forgiven if you can’t quite tell that this is a serious trailer for a horror movie about giant, killer rabbits, but that’s absolutely what it is. And it stars Rory Calhoun! And this is why Netflix will always be releva…

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25 Crazy Hybrid Movie Monsters

posted 09/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

It’s hard to come up with a good horror villain; that’s why so many movies rely on an idiot who wears a mask. Its not because you’re legitimately afraid of being murdered by an unkillable hockey player, it’s because horror …

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What Happens in the Human Centipede 2?

posted 09/08/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Australian teaser for Human Centipede 2 has dropped (that’s what internet people say to sound hip, or “hep” if you will) and let me assure you, this movie probably has so many faces sewn to asses, you will come close to filling your quota after…

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25 Fashionable Theme Zombies

posted 08/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Any good zombie movie has at least one memorable theme zombie – they’re the coolest of the lot. After all, a zombie in a suit is one thing,but a zombie stripper is quite another.

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Apocalypse How?: The Origins of 6 Movie Zombies

posted 07/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Spanish zombie flick REC wasn’t actually a zombie movie per se, but in the way that any movie with a bunch of bitey buggers trying to eat the cast is considered a zombie movie, it sort of qualifies. And like any good zombie movie, you have to …

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5 Offensively Bad Monsters in Movies That Aren’t the Human Centipede

posted 06/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

5 Offensively Bad Monsters in Movies That Aren’t the Human Centipede

You might think Richard Roeper is the place to go for all your film needs but I have it on good authority that he’s a hack and will never watch anything that hasn’t been pre-approved by Leonard Maltin. So he’s never going to tell you about these a…

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25 Ideas for Human Centipede 2

posted 03/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

I feel like a bit of a failure in that I only just saw the Human Centipede. I lined up every day at my local theater to get tickets but for some reason it never played there. Lucky for me Netflix has a special f*cktarded category and Human Centip…

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The Reason Frank Darabont Fired All Of The Writers Of The Walking Dead

posted 12/01/2010
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If you’ve been reading Holy Taco for the past 5 weeks you would know we love AMC’s The Walking Dead, the zombie drama based off of Robert Kirkman’s amazing on-going comic book series by the same name. We love the show, the millio…

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Horror Movie or Porno?

How to Write a Paranormal Activity Sequel

25 Halloween Movies that Aren’t Halloween

The Morning Jolt – Night of the Lepus Trailer

25 Crazy Hybrid Movie Monsters

What Happens in the Human Centipede 2?

25 Fashionable Theme Zombies

Apocalypse How?: The Origins of 6 Movie Zombies

5 Offensively Bad Monsters in Movies That Aren’t the Human Centipede

25 Ideas for Human Centipede 2

The Reason Frank Darabont Fired All Of The Writers Of The Walking Dead

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