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How to Draw a Horse

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Our friends over at the Huffington Post are trying to help out your art skills today with a simple lesson in drawing a picture perfect horse. I tied but ended up drawing boobs, It happens.

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Let’s Celebrate The 137 Kentucky Derby With Some Obscene Horse Names

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Tomorrow is the 137th Kentucky Derby, an event where tiny little men beat horses with rods to make them run in a circle as women wearing silly hats use the event as an excuse to get wasted off of mint juleps. As everyone knows, there is a long trad…

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Helping Florida Decide Whether Bestiality Should Be Outlawed

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Ahh, Florida. My home. The land of withering old Jews, Cubans that refuse to learn English after living in the States for multiple decades, and some of the finest, stupidest criminals on Earth. In short, it’s the retirement home for America’s most …

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Seeing Eye Pony

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Pissing Like a Race Horse…Mixed With a Guy

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Dorse? Labrapony? Shetland Puppy?

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Unicorn Party

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I’m So Tired I Could Sleep With a Horse

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Strawberry Shortcake Is More Badass Than You Thought

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I Really Need To Bone Up On My French

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