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6 Saddest Places Penises Have Had to be Freed From

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The penis is the strangest animal you’ll ever meet. It stands proud when it’s happy, shrinks like a fearful puppy when it’s scared or cold and it also humps stuff. All kinds of stuff. And not just normal stuff like other people or Fleshlights, bu…

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Searching the NEISS Database is Awesome

posted 11/03/2010
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The internet is full of wonderful, time consuming jems. But we’re willing to go out on a limb here and say that few of those internet jems are as bright and shiny as the one we’re about to present to you. You see, there’s t…

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Justin and Johnny: The STD Scare

posted 09/09/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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Britney Spears Rushed To Hospital

posted 01/03/2008
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Yawwwwnnn…um Britney Spears was…siiiighh…rushed to the hospital after a three hour showdown with her….(streeeeetch) ex-husband Kevin Federline. She was reportedly on some sort of…yaaawwwn…drugs. Or something. So,…

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