The penis is the strangest animal you’ll ever meet. It stands proud when it’s happy, shrinks like a fearful puppy when it’s scared or cold and it also humps stuff. All kinds of stuff. And not just normal stuff like other people or Fleshlights, bu…
The internet is full of wonderful, time consuming jems. But we’re willing to go out on a limb here and say that few of those internet jems are as bright and shiny as the one we’re about to present to you.
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.
Yawwwwnnn…um Britney Spears was…siiiighh…rushed to the hospital after a three hour showdown with her….(streeeeetch) ex-husband Kevin Federline. She was reportedly on some sort of…yaaawwwn…drugs. Or something. So,…