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25 Hot Vikings

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Ninjas and cowboys may be awesome, but none of them are in this gallery.

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Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song

  We recently went to the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise, and we decided to spend our vacation hitting on girls…with mixed results.  Enjoy.  

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Top Heavy

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Girls In Bikinis Reading Lines From The Big Lebowski

Girls In Bikinis Reading Lines From The Big Lebowski

  The title of this post sums it all up for you. Why are you still reading this? Seriously, stop reading and click the damn video. What are you waiting for? I’m not going to unzip your pants for you. Oh, also…The dude abides.  …

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25 Sexy Witches

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We’d like to burn a few of these chicks at the stake, if you know what I mean. (sex is what we mean)  

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25 Hot Biker Chicks

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These chicks know how to ride.  

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25 Girls With Pigtails

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Pigtails are awesome. Not only do girls look totally hot wearing them, but Willie Nelson rocks them on a regular basis.  

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25 Hot Chicks on Roller Skates

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Usually, lusting after the type of girl you’d see rolling around on a pair of skates would get you a few years in prison, but not these girls. They’re 100% legal.  

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25 x 3 = 75 Hot Girls

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They say good things come in 3′s, or is that deaths? Hmm…    

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25 Girls With Pasties

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This is as much bewbie as we can legally show you. Happy Labor Day!  

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25 Hottest Labor Day Pool Party Babes

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Labor Day marks the end of summer, so take one last long look at what you’ll be missing for the next nine months and try not to be too depressed. At least football season is here. Enjoy!  

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25 Hot Guitar Babes

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Guitar legend and inventor, Les Paul, died today at the age of 94. He was best known for developing the solid-body electric guitar, so, in honor of him, we’ve put together a gallery of 25 smoking hot guitar babes.   

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