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Too Damn Hot: A Poem

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Because it’s too damn hot. I wrote tis poem.

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25 Extremely Hot Women

25 Extremely Hot Women

  We often get complaints that the women in our 25 galleries aren’t hot enough. Today, that all changes. You win, "readers." Here are 25 seriously hot women.  

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The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

By Jonny Svarzbein Every guy loves hot chicks, and every guy also loves video games. So what happens when you combine a guy’s two favorite things? You come up with the 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games:   Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark &n…

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Hola. Mi Llamo Es “The Guy Who’s Gonna Bone You Later”. Como Estas?

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Sammie Pennington is HOT (Gorillamask)   5 Books You Shouldn’t Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum)   100 Pics to Take Before You Die (AskMen)   Kristen Bell is Ugly (FilmDrunk)   Kate Hudson’s Boobs (TheFrisky)   …

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Dana Lemor Pictures

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  Where You’ve Seen Her: Dana Lemor is a relatively unknown model, but she did pose in playboy which is pretty significant.  She’s also the spokesperson for the Pinchrobe clothing line, which basically means she’s best k…

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Press Here For Maximum O-Face

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Any of You Ladies Wanna Party Under MY Pier?

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Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Inner Monologue of a Lake Havasu Cop During Spring Break

Looks like another shitty morning to be a cop in Lake Havasu, Arizona. I can’t believe I got stuck in this little shithole town. It’s ironic that such a shitty town was built around a lake filled with piss water.  Who’d have t…

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Tattoo Translation: “Actually a Dude”

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Wet Babe

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She Was Hotter Here

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