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Too Damn Hot: A Poem

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Because it’s too damn hot. I wrote tis poem.

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25 Smokin’ Hot She-Devils

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If this is what Hell is like, we’re totally there.  

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8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies.  Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don’t really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact…

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Thank You, Nature/Eating Disorder/Eyebrow Maintenance!

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Hot Tennis Chicks With Camel Toes (TotalProSports)   Internet Owned Restaraunts Are The New Thing (MadeMan)   Kate Edwards Is Preggers (AllLeftTurns)   From Kids Book To R-Ratings (ScreenJunkies)   Hot Girls And Vamps (LemonDrop)…

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Turn Away From The Light Carol Ann…So I Can See Them Bewbies!

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Ain’t None Hotter

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Yeah, It’s Big. Now Put It In Your Mouth Already, Hot Chick.

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The Ring is on Her RIGHT Hand…Right?

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Girlfriend Pranks

Girlfriend Pranks

  I’ll be impressed when he tricks her into giving him a blumpkin without her knowing it.  

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Get Some Pictures for Your Walls. Geeze.

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Who Farted?

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The Bad News: She’s a Terrible Painter

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