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The 10 Dirtiest Places in Your House

According to the CDC, you are disgusting. Everything you do is repugnant in every way and this is demonstrated by the sheer volume of filth and awfulness in your home. But don’t feel bad, it’s just as revolting in everyone else’s house. Except o…

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Home for Sale: Three Bedroom, Two Bath, One Big Black Dildo

posted 01/31/2011
by Jame Gumb

It’s one thing for a home to come pre-furnished, but quite another for it to be furnished with a big black dildo. That being said, it is a buyer’s market, so perhaps a complimentary sex toy will give this Houston-area seller the edge sh…

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The Literal Translation of Last Night’s Victory and Concession Speeches

posted 11/03/2010
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Victory Speech Hello, fellow plural for residents of the state! Tonight you voted, and you really showed the members of the political opposition that I have dehumanized through scare tactics that this state doesn’t want what they have to off…

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