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Home for Sale: Three Bedroom, Two Bath, One Big Black Dildo

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It’s one thing for a home to come pre-furnished, but quite another for it to be furnished with a big black dildo. That being said, it is a buyer’s market, so perhaps a complimentary sex toy will give this Houston-area seller the edge sh…

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World’s Most Disgusting Apartment Is In Houston

World’s Most Disgusting Apartment Is In Houston

When your apartment gets to this point, I wonder if you even bother shitting in the toilet, or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter. The moment you feel a dump coming on, do you just drop your pants, squat down and start squeezing no matter …

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