Basically, work sucks. So here’s a step-by-step guide for calling in “sick.” Use it when you’re too lazy to get up, hung-over, or would rather watch re-runs of Mr. Belvedere. 1) PICK THE DAY The ideal situation is when you know which day you want to take off. Think of it as...

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It seems like a no brainer: You walk into the electronics store at the mall, point at the biggest, flattest, cheapest set you see and plunk down your credit card. That's fine…if you're a total idiot. Having the wrong TV can be the difference between thousands of hours of orgasmic...

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Knowing how to make a proper martini should be mandatory for any man, woman and infant. So, we talked to Ethan Kelley of New York's Brandy Library to get the low down on the world's most classic cocktail. Get The Right Glasses Ethan: "As the old saying about martinis goes: One is...

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   Buy some rubbers and get some ointment for that rash. We’re gonna get you some sex—fast. 1. Always be ready If you’re going to get laid in less than a minute, you need to look like a guy who can get laid in less than a minute. So make not being a...

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If you feel like the opposite sex always beats you to the figurative punch in an argument, use this cheat sheet to help you fight like a chick (with the small possibility of actually winning). 5.  Talk Non-Stop The reason girls win so many arguments is because they’re generally doing all the...

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  Want to be cool like Kirstie Alley, Jenna Elfman and the rest of Hollywood's A-list? Here's your blueprint. 1. Take a free personality test Called the Oxford Capacity Analysis and administered by two Scientology volunteers, this will help you find the weak areas in your life. (Some example questions: "Is your voice...

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Just can’t wait to start a life of debilitating alcohol addiction? Let us show you the way, grasshopper. 1. Pick A State Certain state IDs are easier to fake than others, so your adventure begins with figuring which ones are best, going online and downloading a high-resolution template. We’d love to tell you...

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