How-to – Holytaco

How to Be a Mall Santa

So you’ve decided to be society’s version of herpes, good for you! Now is the season when mall Santas are in higher demand than ever because early June mall Santas are usually serial killers who are actually volunteers more often than not. Many po…

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

posted 05/15/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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How to Become a Beloved Boy Wizard

posted 04/24/2012
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided to take up the life of a fictional, impish boy wizard of some renown, good for you! It’s no small task to take up the slack that Harry Potter left behind when JK Rowling decided her mountain of money had grown just high enough so …

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How To Tuesday: How to Overcome a Hostile Alien Attack

posted 04/17/2012
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided not to die at the hands of creepy, tentacle invaders, good for you! If Hollywood is to be believed, and Hollywood is never wrong, then aliens are climbing over each other to get to earth. One in ten of those aliens wants to hug …

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How to Make a Summer Blockbuster

posted 04/10/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you’ve decided to entertain people with soulless vacuousness, good for you! The summer blockbuster is an art form unto itself, forged in the white hot jism of Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer on the peaks of Mt. ‘Splosion! Is it as easy as ha…

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Five Reasons Why You’re Wrong

posted 03/06/2012
by Jim Tews

We all get into arguments we have difficulty winning. You may have even found yourself entering an argument you know, for a fact, you can’t really win. You may even discover that the point you’re arguing is completely invalid, but that&…

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Classic Taco – How To Make a McGriddle at Home

posted 12/04/2011
by Luis Prada

Classic Taco – How To Make a McGriddle at Home

The McDonalds McGriddle is one of the most well-crafted pieces of synthetic food-like products ever created in a lab with the usage of Bunsen burners, beakers, and giant white boards with complex chemical compositions and long, mind boggling equati…

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Classic Taco – ‘How To: Pretend You’re Listening To Your Girlfriend’

posted 11/20/2011
by Jim Tews

Classic Taco – ‘How To: Pretend You’re Listening To Your Girlfriend’

It’s eight o’clock tonight, and you’ve got a computer, a television set, a cell phone, and a paused game of Skate 2, all grappling for your attention. The last thing you feel like paying attention to is your girlfrie…

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How to Cook A Placenta

posted 08/24/2011
by Luis Prada

For the past couple of days the internet has been abuzz with placenta talk. For the love of all that is good and pure in this world, I don’t know why. (Although, it may having something to do with this). But people have been searching it and that m…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

posted 08/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Ever wanted to beat up a 6 year old? Sure ya have.

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Nail That Job Interview!

posted 08/16/2011
by Jim Tews

Once again, Holy Taco is going to teach you how to do things like a real human being. In today’s post, we’re going to focus particularly on how to nail a job interview. We like to assume that our audience is a direct reflection of ourse…

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How to Be a Mall Santa

How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

How to Become a Beloved Boy Wizard

How To Tuesday: How to Overcome a Hostile Alien Attack

How to Make a Summer Blockbuster

Five Reasons Why You’re Wrong

Classic Taco – How To Make a McGriddle at Home

Classic Taco – ‘How To: Pretend You’re Listening To Your Girlfriend’

How to Cook A Placenta

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Nail That Job Interview!

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