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25 Rodents of Unusual Size

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Not that many people love rats of a normal size but man, you can really find some big ones out there. Also fat mice. Fat, fatty fat mice. And squirrels. And so on.

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25 Things More Terrifying at 100 Times Their Normal Size

25 Things More Terrifying at 100 Times Their Normal Size

Earl Wallace has a tumor on his abdomen that weighs in at about 100 lbs. To put that in perspective for you, it’s a goddamn tumor that weighs 100 lbs. That’s the size of a 12 year old. That’s 10 average sized housecats. Have yo…

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Justin & Johnny: Fat Crazy Boobs

Justin & Johnny: Fat Crazy Boobs

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin and Johnny had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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Diagram of the New Boeing 787

Diagram of the New Boeing 787

Today was the innaugural flight of Boeing’s Dreamliner 787 airplane, which is a super-huge plane that you probably don’t give a shit about.  We definitely give a shit about it because flying sucks, and anything that makes our airpla…

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It’s From Lifting All Those Racial Barriers

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Elevator)   Shia’s An Alcoholic Now (TheDailyFix)   Bull Run Goes Wrong Yet Again (EvilChili)   Year One (Break)   Theresa Correa Is HOT (GorillaMask)   Scarlett Johansson Is Also Hot (Ma…

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The Biggest, Reddest Babboon Ass You Will See Today

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This Photo Was Taken With A Mammeraphone

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This Sock Monkey Is A Little Too Lifelike

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This Is Between You, Me And The Fence Post

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