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Holy Taco’s Plot To Cash In On Holly Madison’s Newly Insured Breasts

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Former Hugh Hefner concubine Holly Madison recently had her breasts insured for $1 million by Lloyd’s of London. Or so you have been led to believe by the mainstream media. As with most things in life, the real story is much more complex. Hol…

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15 Things Crystal Harris is Less Disgusted by Than Hugh Hefner

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Crystal Harris, one-time fiancee of Hugh Hefner, has gone public with her disgust for Hef, their 2 second sex life and how she never had to endure seeing his naked body, presumably opting instead to turn out the lights, scrunch up her eyes and imme…

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Olive Garden Doesn’t Want Kendra Wilkinson

Olive Garden Doesn’t Want Kendra Wilkinson

When I was looking for prom dates, I asked this girl out who sort of looked like a mix between Philip Seymour Hoffman and and that weird guy from ghost that teaches Patrick Swayze how to use his ghost powers and then freaks out and jumps in that su…

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No More Playboy Mansion Parties?

No More Playboy Mansion Parties?

The night I was at the Playboy Mansion for a party, I saw two very different approaches for trying to bang playmates.  The first was the “Celeb Move” which was used by Jeremy Piven.  He simply stood near the playmates and pretended to t…

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