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Totally Gay for Hollywood: 6 Riveting Celebrity Gayness Rumors

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Every celebrity will eventually fall victim to a malicious albeit hilarious rumor at some point in their career; they love cocaine, they used to murder hobos, they had sex with Kim Kardashian, it’s a mixed bag of squalor. But few rumors stand the …

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6 Pretty Creepy Hollywood Couples

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Perhaps you’ve been enjoying/made uncomfortable by the ongoing circus that is B-list celebrity Doug Hutchison’s marriage to a 16 year old pod person. It’s quite the thing. But if being alive in 2011 has taught you nothing else, it’s that every cr…

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As Graceful As A Cement Truck Falling Off A Cliff

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Dont Mess With Hockey Coaches (TotalProSports)   Margaritas 101 (MadeMan)   Carl Edwards Is The Right Price (AllLeftTurns)   New Clash Of The Titans Trailer (ScreenJunkies)   Rampage Jackson And His Wicked Stunts (Cagepotato) &nb…

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Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster

Linda Hogan Proves Formidable Match For Hulkster

When I was little, right after we watched WWF, my brothers and I would clear out the living room and attach a string to a can of pepsi and hang it from the overhead fan. Then I’d grab it, point at my brothers and give a speech about how they…

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Hulk Hogan Stalks Linda Hogan

Hulk Hogan Stalks Linda Hogan

If there’s one thing you have to know about the Hulkster, it’s that he could strike anywhere, at any time. Especially, ESPECIALLY, if you’re holding a microphone that’s descended from above you and you’re giving a spe…

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Brooke Hogan: “Dad Touches Me Like Old Car”

Brooke Hogan: “Dad Touches Me Like Old Car”

So, a few weeks ago there was a big to do about the picture above, where Hulk Hogan is rubbing lotion on his daughter’s ass/caressing her inner thigh. I will admit, these pictures are pretty creepy. Like, “Manager of a Hooters checkin…

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Brooke Hogan Will Play Your Party

Brooke Hogan Will Play Your Party

Have you ever been to a party and thought, “This party would be so much better if Brooke Hogan was here?” If you answered yes, you’re Brooke Hogan. If you answered no, you’re every other human being on the f*&king plan…

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Nick Hogan Hates His Cell

Nick Hogan Hates His Cell

So apparently Nick Hogan hasn’t been adjusting to jail very well.  The New York Post reports:  ”They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail real…

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Hulk Hogan’s Son Put In Headlock By Judge

Hulk Hogan’s Son Put In Headlock By Judge

When I was younger, I always thought it would be really cool if Hulk Hogan was my dad.  But I also used to want to live in a house made of fruit roll ups.  In retrospect, they both seem kind of like bad ideas.  Usmagazine.com reports: Nick Bollea (…

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Hulk Hogan Carefully Watches Brooke Hogan

Hulk Hogan Carefully Watches Brooke Hogan

The above is a picture of Brooke Hogan, her boyfriend, and her dad Hulk Hogan, at a pool on vacation.   Look at the Hulkster in this picture, he looks like a hippopotamus wading through a river in Africa, silently watching a group of tourists on sa…

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Brooke Hogan’s Boobs Go Straight Up

Brooke Hogan’s Boobs Go Straight Up

When you’ve been followed around by paparazzi and have been in a few tabloids, you might think that you wouldn’t do some things that make you look a little stupid when you’re wearing nothing but a bikini on a public beach. Brooke …

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