Ian Fortey – Holytaco

Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Conclusion

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Conclusion Weeping, you realize that you’ve gone the distance, and just by finishing, you’ve beaten Ian at his own, sadistic game. But Ian is laughing. “You didn’t think it’d be that easy, did you?” “Damn …

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Round 3

posted 10/22/2010
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Round 3 The last round has left you wishing for death, but you soldier on, knowing that there’s only one round between you and freedom. Ian senses that you are not breaking, and seems displeased. “I have been too lenient. Now, you must …

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Round 2

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Round 2 After the first encounter, you nodded off in a mix of shame and exhaustion. But this did not last long. Ian quickly shocks you awake by throwing an empty can of Molson Canadian at your head. “Round 2: Fight!” “Fight what?…

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Round 1

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Round 1 Given the alternative, which probably involves death, you opt to play the game. In walk two ladies, each more beautiful than the other. “Choose, but choose wisely,” says Ian. “The world is watching. And by world, I mean abo…

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette The Consequences

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The Consequences Rather than subject yourself to any more of Ian Fortey’s demented game, you have opted to “face the consequences.” “You disappoint me,” says Ian, as he snaps his fingers at an unseen assistant. In walk…

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette

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It’s 11 PM on a Friday night. You’re sitting at home, doing what you always do: leaving negative comments on HolyTaco.com and searching the web for free tranny porn (not that you like it, but just for a “goof” … cough,…

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Holy Taco’s Ian Fortey Guest Stars on Hate by Numbers

posted 10/05/2010
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Back in the day Ian Fortey and Gladstone worked together on Cracked.com. Then Ian and a somewhat addled prostitute started an office fire and a few months later he was working here at Holy Taco. In the meantime, here’s Ian and Gladstone, tog…

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My Date with Adam West

posted 08/30/2010
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Adam West is dead to me. Him and Burt Ward, but less Burt Ward because honestly, no one ever really cared about Burt Ward. But you, Mr. West. Up yours buddy. Right up it.

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The 7 Most Depressing Theories for Dinosaur Extinction

posted 08/23/2010
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I clearly remember the thrill of Jurassic Park, the apathy of Jurassic Park 2 and the disgust brought on by Jurassic Park 3. Rumors of Jurassic Park 4 are starting to surface again and that means either an awesome new direction or cinematic lung b…

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7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

posted 08/16/2010
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This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is s…

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3 Not So Depressing Forms of Rejection

posted 08/09/2010
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As an internet comedy writer, it goes without saying that I’ve dealt with my share of rejection. Here’s where a lesser man would toss in a joke about being rejected by women but I won’t do that for two reasons. One, I …

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Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Conclusion

Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Round 3

Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Round 2

Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette Round 1

Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette The Consequences

Holy Taco Presents: Tranny Roulette

Holy Taco’s Ian Fortey Guest Stars on Hate by Numbers

My Date with Adam West

The 7 Most Depressing Theories for Dinosaur Extinction

7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

3 Not So Depressing Forms of Rejection

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