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4 Other Things That Happened on July 4th

Independence Day – the day when Will Smith and Jeff Golblum wrote the Constitution and saved us from the British. But is that all there is to it? Just fireworks, barbecues and Isaiah Washington chopping down cherry trees? No, July 4th has much mo…

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6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party

posted 06/28/2012
by Ian Fortey

We’re coming up on everyone’s favorite summer blowout holiday, Independence Day, the day Columbus freed the slaves and killed Paul Revere. To best celebrate this most hallowed of summer holidays, you should probably have a party. Thing is, you nee…

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25 People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Out Next 4th of July

posted 07/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

All around the country yesterday, to celebrate America’s independence, people put low-grade explosives in their butts and other places. This gallery is about them.

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Who Accidentally Became The Grill Master at the 4th of July BBQ

posted 07/06/2009
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Man, I’m getting pretty hungry. We’ve been standing around drinking beer all afternoon. I wonder why nobody’s fired up that grill over there yet. There’s the meat, right there on the table. There’…

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