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The Morning Jolt: Street Dentistry

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This video is a little old, but still awesome. Also, please not that the same uncovered fluid he injects in that woman’s mouth, he also uses to wash the pliers. What?

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The Moning Jolt: The Craziest Thing Ever

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This is from an Indian talent show. You will never see anything this insane on American TV ever.

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Screw Planking! India Has Invented Train Surfing!

Train Surfing

As you are probably well aware, American companies have been sending American jobs to Indian for the past few decades, and it’s only getting worse. I guess. I have no factual data to back that up. But it is a thing that I hear angry people on the n…

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Quick! Buy Now! Buy Diamond-Encrusted, Gold-Plated Contact Lenses So Your Eyes Can Piss Money!

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Hey, there, John Q. Public and Sally H. Regularperson! Have you ever spent hours in front of the mirror trying to put together the perfect assemble for your night on the town, but couldn’t find the right element on the periodic table to cram in to…

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The World Has A New Fake Thing To Fear: The Bhootbilli

The World Has A New Fake Thing To Fear: The Bhootbilli

If you’re tired of hunting Sasquatch, bored with trying to find that damn chupacabra, and think that Loch Ness bitch died long ago, there’s a new crytid out there for you to waste your life away trying to prove is actually real: the Bho…

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Hey, Look at These Midgets!

Hey, Look at These Midgets!

  We don’t expect you to watch this entire 5 1/2 min. video of deformed Indian guys singing and dancing.  Just remember: if you’re deformed, one way to keep people from being horrified when they look at you is to distract them…

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This Is Weird Even By Bollywood Standards

This Is Weird Even By Bollywood Standards

The Pashtoon Midget – Watch more free videos After showing this video to a few friends, it sparked up a heated debate: If you want to be a great dancer, is it better to have had some sort of affliction that left you with a normal-sized torso, …

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Slave Problem

See, it’s stories like this that make me appreciate that my dad calls me only when there’s something wrong with his “thing that plays those CD movies” or when a pitcher is currently taking a no-hitter into the seventh inning…

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India Has A VERY Special Olympics

India Has A VERY Special Olympics

Alright, I can roll with the first few competitions I saw on here, like the pulling stuff with your teeth, and the sledge hammer on the dude’s chest. Those at least have concepts I can grasp. But someone please explain to me, what the hell …

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World’s Smallest BodyBuilder Adorably Terrifying

World’s Smallest BodyBuilder Adorably Terrifying

From now on, whenever I’m sad, I’m going to pull up these photos. This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen. According to the Daily Mail: At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev is the world’s smalle…

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