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An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

I don’t claim to be smart, which is why I work at a website. If I were smart, I’d probably be an astronologist, sitting in front of big parascope all day and staring at the sun like smart people do.  This story, however, will amaze …

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I’d Steal More Than Her Land, If You Know What I Mean… (I’d bang her, that’s what I mean)

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Hey, Look at These Midgets!

Hey, Look at These Midgets!

  We don’t expect you to watch this entire 5 1/2 min. video of deformed Indian guys singing and dancing.  Just remember: if you’re deformed, one way to keep people from being horrified when they look at you is to distract them…

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Sadly, I’ve Already Starred In This Movie

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5 Strongest Arguments Against Gay Marriage


How to Make a McGriddle at Home


How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song


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Zooey Deschanel Hotness


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