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Things that look like Muammar Gaddafi

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In case you hadn’t noticed, here’s a newsflash: Muammar Gaddafi’s face is all kinds of jacked up. Apparently, he underwent plastic surgery at some point, but we can only assume that during the procedure the surgeon sneezed and launched a series of …

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Movie Pitch: Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of Heinrich Himmler’s Crystal Skull

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Listen up, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas: I’ve got your next Indiana Jones movie script ready and waiting to get the green light. It’s all based off of this news story about the recent discovery of a Mayan crystal skull Nazi SS chief Heinrich H…

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You Chose…Wisely

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An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado

I don’t claim to be smart, which is why I work at a website. If I were smart, I’d probably be an astronologist, sitting in front of big parascope all day and staring at the sun like smart people do.  This story, however, will amaze …

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Indiana Jones Likes Bazookas

Indiana Jones Likes Bazookas

photo courtesy of empireonline.com  This is a production still from the upcoming “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull.”  Here’s to ruining a great franchise!  Here’s a poster from the Crystal Skull back when i…

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