We learned a few things from this commercial: First, if a pirate offers to sell you something, that means that he’s going to give you a great deal, rather than try to murder you and steal your belongings. Second, a "plank"…
Birthdays are special days. But if you’re an Indiana politician, you might not want to go to every birthday party you’re invited to. According to nwitimes.com:
A congressional candidate is defending his speech to a group celebrating th…